Pick Up Lines

So two guys walk into bar and one starts talking to some girls there. They ask him what he does and he answers "We climb mountains." They're a little skeptical but he pulls out a digital camera and shows them some of the pictures you see here.

I can't be held responsible for my friend's bad pick up lines. Besides they seemed to work, his new friends seemed a lot more interested. A group of us laughed and told tall tales late into the night.

The day had begun innocently enough in the early morning with a trek into the Superstition Mountains. Our destination: The summit of Weaver's Needle.

As made our way along the final summit ascent we became aware of a low droning noise that grew until it filled the air. When finally we almost couldn't hear each other and small two-seater bi-plane came sweeping in from around the mountain's blind side. Taken by surprise we clinged tightly to our position as the plane buzzed by us twice, dangerously close. As I was buffetted by the aircraft's wash, holding on for dear life, I could almost hear the laughter of the Red Baron echoing across the canyons and empty desert.

By: B.N.


By: B.N.


By: B.N.

-2016-
bayou goula towhead

-2015-
the sea test

-2014-
the circumnavigator pt5
the circumnavigator pt4
the circumnavigator pt3
the circumnavigator pt2
the circumnavigator pt1
falling dream
the darkness
one hell of a mile 3&4
he will return
the believers
the horror pt2
the horror pt1
traces
death valley
whiteout

-2013-
paradise of outlaws
the mountain climbers 1&2
brought to surface
one hell of a mile 3
primordial
the lost world
inner gorge
a ghost story
the riddle
slaying the minotaur
heart of darkness
bayou
public lands
organ music
two sought adventure
the virgin river
the road north
preparations

-2012-
steal the world
the end of the world
el dorado
the valley of the kings 2
the valley of the kings 1
one hell of a mile 2
one hell of a mile 1
the mountain climbers rr4
heroes rr3
rainy roadtrip 2
rainy roadtrip 1
the transgression
sandstorm
sinister 2
sinister 1
dehydrated
anatomy
sleepwalking
new chapter

-2011-
like sedona?
torn in two
blink
bridge to nowhere
the door
hitting the wall
elusive 2
elusive 1
harquahala
hole
pick up lines

-2010-
revisited 2
revisited 1
which way?
lost mines
chute
monolith
freeze
slice
in their footsteps
a dance with death

-2009-
goodbyes
undercurrents
casting the bones
mountain thief
the deer hunter
strange temple
sanctuary
burial pt. 3
burial pt. 2
burial pt. 1
the apparition
return to hell
forsaken
the lower depths
underground lake
stretch sewer
the hidden lab
shadow movements
meager rations
sw8: the conclusion
sw7: lost gold mines
sw6: the big tubes
sw5: gold!
sw4: el calderon
sw3: redondo
sw2: ghosts
sw1: westward bound
leviathan
formaldehyde dreams
the underdark
in the beginning